I watch the “falling snow” on the wordpress¬† homepage for a good five minutes hoping it would collect at the bottom of the page. It doesn’t. And for the record, I hate actual snow.

I have 16 invites to hand out. Anyone want one?

I think… MAAAAAAAAAYBE… just maybe, Paranormal Activity would be better if I was high. (seeing as when I saw it [and hated it] the last time, I was drunk and Mystery Science Theater-ing throughout the whole thing). I was completely wrong. It was worse. I officially HATE Paranormal Activity. I hope it dies a horrible firey death… alone.

I parooze through UgliestTattoos.com (amazing site, btw) – and I come across this:

What in the FUCK is this?? Anyone? I am immediately UN-high now, and I need to remedy this.

I argue with someone for about an hour about how amazing Kindergarden Cop is when you’re high. I’m so right. Argue me too if you want.

AIM: ZOMB13ATTACK

I make an excellent purchase of a bag o weed and Borderlands.. for $50.

I over post on twitter whenever the Cowboys game is on.

Follow me:

http://www.twitter.com/zOMFGitsdc

The set for the moe.show in Albany on Halloween can be found here:

http://www.jambase.com/Articles/Story.aspx?StoryID=20293

I tell a good friend what I heard and witnessed through the grapevine… I now am going to have drama do deal with at work.

 

Jesus, I’m fantastic… don’t mix alcohol and weed in excess amounts, kiddies.

A town cop’s younger brother serves me drinks at one of my favorite bars.. then we start talking about bongs. Word.

Peace

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