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I realize that I own…
3 – bongs
6 – pipes
1 – chillum
1 – steamroller
1 – bubbler
all in glass.

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.


Oh, I can has 8 Olympic gold medals?

In the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the leprechauns/rainbow machine, the park where Meatwad sits reminds me of the park used in Family Guy when they fake Quagmire’s death…

Quagmires death

I have to take a pizza delivery to the American Legion.. I don’t know where it is… I stop and ask the kind folks at Sunoco… next to the American Legion…

I watch the “falling snow” on the wordpress¬† homepage for a good five minutes hoping it would collect at the bottom of the page. It doesn’t. And for the record, I hate actual snow.

I have 16 invites to hand out. Anyone want one?

I think… MAAAAAAAAAYBE… just maybe, Paranormal Activity would be better if I was high. (seeing as when I saw it [and hated it] the last time, I was drunk and Mystery Science Theater-ing throughout the whole thing). I was completely wrong. It was worse. I officially HATE Paranormal Activity. I hope it dies a horrible firey death… alone.

I parooze through UgliestTattoos.com (amazing site, btw) – and I come across this:

What in the FUCK is this?? Anyone? I am immediately UN-high now, and I need to remedy this.

I argue with someone for about an hour about how amazing Kindergarden Cop is when you’re high. I’m so right. Argue me too if you want.

AIM: ZOMB13ATTACK

I make an excellent purchase of a bag o weed and Borderlands.. for $50.

Peace

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